Last Friday I left work and saw a bum sleeping on a bench in downtown Baltimore. He was wearing a big winter coat and these bright orange shoes. As I walked closer to him I started thinking he is probably so hot it that huge coat! I was about 2 feet away from him and realized his pants were torn really bad… by the time I was about 1 foot away I could see his pants were torn from his knee all the way to the zipper FULLY exposing himself! What an eye full… I saw everything!!!! I was traumatized from what I saw but I was laughing so hard inside. I had to take a picture, but I took it from the other side so you can’t see anything.
Saturday night we went to a BBQ with a few other couples.
Sunday night we went to the Parkinson’s
and ate ice cream and pie to celebrate Jared’s birthday.
Adrienne, Steph, Tiffany, Jessica
Today
Ryan & Adrienne found out that they are having a boy!
22 comments:
Sick!!!! That is hilarious! I bet you were traumatized, you know what they say about black guys.....
Yes, very traumatized, and yes… what they say black guys… very true.
am i missing something? what do they say about black guys? I CAN'T BELIVE YOU TOOK HIS PICTURE!!!!! THAT'S AWESOME!!!! cute pic of you and your friends. are they all dental students?
Brooke, about black guys... ask Brett, he should know. Yes, all of those girls are wives of dental students.
You are so funny. I can't believe that you took his picture! I wonder if he knew. You are so gorgeous!
Ok, I just want you to know I am laughing so hard right now. Oh the joys of living where there are crazy bums.
so this is the life of the whitings in maryland? naked black bums in public.... very interesting! well, done on taking the pictures. i don't know if i would have been brave enough taking a photo of a "vary large" black man!
so uhhh...where've you been girl?!
Oh my gosh!! That is so funny. I cant believe you had the guts to take a picture!! I dont think I could do that!!
ok soooo funny steph!! I was laughing so hard. I hope you dont have nightmares!!! Too funny!!
Tell me the truth, I know you took a second glance....
Ok you really make me laugh!
I am not sure what I was thinking taking that picture, I tried to be sneaky when I did it :) Kelly, I’ll be honest, of course I would have taken a second look but it would have been pretty obvious if I stopped, and turned around to have another look... but how many of you... don't lie... tried to click on the picture to see it better?
K that is way to funny. I love that you took a picture of it! Wouldn't expect to see that everyday!
ha ha - i couldn't decide on a layout. everytime i opened it to the lighthouse, i thought it looked funny. but i think i have finally decided on the orange. it is fun and gets me excited for summer!
You would kick him while he is down! Great story though.
Ok Steph, here it is 12:15am and I am cracking up at this blog...(I hope I don't wake my husband up). The funniest thing is, is I can picture you taking the pic. You probably grabbed your camera (and that is funny that you had it on you) hurry turned it on snapped the pic. (while your heart is beating inside, thinking I hope this guy doesn't wake up and I hope no one is watching) and then hurried off. Oh and I bet you probably looked at that pic close up too, huh? haha j/k You were probably VERY traumatized. Anyway, thanks for the laugh.
Only you Steph, that is hilarious and gross all at the same time. So even bumms got it goin' on huh??? hahahaha
what a beautiful summer you are having already. we think that is so funny about the bum. you need to come visit us here because there are the funniest bums i think ever. we can go bum hunting! you are so cute steph. i hope the best for you. hey do you know the brackens by chance? i think they might live by you. anyway, hope all is well!
Only you would post such a funny, yet disgusting picture. Just kidding. The things that make us laugh.
NASTY! You are very brave to take that picture and lucky he didn't wake up while you did it!
cute pics of all you girls and congrats to ryan and adrienne! also the story makes me laugh. only in baltimore! :)
This is so funny steph! I love how you were brave enough to take a picture!! :)
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